"still dating that dude?"
"no we broke up, why?"
THERE ARE NO EXCUSES, TROY. I WAS WAITING.
you failed to deliver.
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven
my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”